answer:Como assistente virtual, eu sou baseado no modelo de linguagem GPT-3 da OpenAI. Até o momento desta resposta, ainda não existe o GPT-4. No entanto, embora eu seja baseado no GPT-3, a minha programação específica é única e personalizada de acordo com as necessidades da plataforma ou empresa que me utiliza.

answer:Sinto muito, mas como assistente virtual, não tenho acesso à data atual, pois isso dependeria da localização de cada pessoa e do fuso horário em que se encontra. Você pode consultar a data atual em seu dispositivo móvel, computador ou buscar na web. Espero ter ajudado!

answer:O ano atual depende do fuso horário em que você se encontra. No horário de Brasília, no momento em que escrevo esta resposta, o ano atual é 2021. Mas é importante lembrar que isso pode variar dependendo do fuso horário.

answer:Title: The Bizarre Drama between UTEP and Bryan Quang Le Fade in INT. UTEP’s Office- DAY We see UTEP, the department head looking concerned while scrolling through his phone. Suddenly, his phone rings, and he picks it up. UTEP: Hello. (Pause) What? No way. (Pause) Alright, I’ll see what I can do. UTEP hangs up the phone and goes to his colleague's office. UTEP: Hey, have you heard about this Bryan Quang Le guy? COLLEAGUE: No, who’s that? UTEP: Apparently, he’s been stirring up some drama on social media, claiming that he’s part of our department. He’s already posted about it on his instagram page. COLLEAGUE: That’s bizarre. How did he even find out about us? UTEP: I have no idea. But now, people are starting to question our credibility because of his claims. COLLEAGUE: We need to put a stop to this. Have you tried reaching out to him? UTEP: Yes, but he’s ignoring my messages. The worst part is that he’s using our department tag on his posts, which is misleading our potential clients. COLLEAGUE: This is serious. We need to take some action before it escalates. UTEP: I agree. Let’s call a meeting with the department and figure out the best course of action. FADE OUT FADE IN INT. The Department Meeting - WEEKS LATER UTEP: Alright, everyone. We’re here today to discuss the issue we’ve been facing with Bryan Quang Le. As you all know, he’s been misrepresenting our department on social media and putting us in a bad light. COLLEAGUE: Apparently, he’s even been approached by some clients who thought he was part of our team. DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE 1: That’s not fair. We work so hard to build our reputation, and he’s just taking advantage of that. DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE 2: Has anyone tried reaching out to him directly? UTEP: Yes, but he’s been ignoring our messages. DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE 3: Can’t we report him to Instagram or something? COLLEAGUE: We could try flagging his posts, but that might not be a permanent solution. UTEP: I think the best way to handle this is to issue a statement on our own social media pages, clarifying that Bryan Quang Le is not a part of our department. DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE 4: That’s a good idea. We should also notify our clients about the situation. UTEP: Agreed. Let’s take immediate action and nip this problem in the bud. FADE OUT FADE IN EXT. Bryan Quang Le’s Instagram Page - THE NEXT DAY We see Bryan Quang Le in his apartment watching a TV show, drinks in his hand, while his phone beeps with notifications. Bryan Quang Le: (Looks at his phone) What the hell? Why are all these people messaging me? He opens his Instagram page, and his eyes widen in shock. Bryan Quang Le: (Reads message) “You’re not part of the UTEP department.” He quickly scrolls down and sees a post on the official UTEP department’s Instagram. Bryan Quang Le: (Reads the post) “Bryan Quang Le is not part of our department. Please be aware of fake claims.” He throws his phone, frustrated. Bryan Quang Le: Why is everyone making a big deal out of this? Who cares who I’m working with? FADE OUT FADE IN INT. UTEP’s Office - LATER UTEP is sitting in his office when his phone rings. UTEP: Hello. CLIENT: Hi, I just wanted to confirm something. Is Bryan Quang Le working with your department or not? UTEP: No, he’s not. I’m sorry for the confusion. CLIENT: Alright, thank you for clarifying that. UTEP hangs up the phone and leans back in his chair, relieved. FADE OUT The Bizarre Drama between UTEP and Bryan Quang Le has finally ended, and UTEP can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that his department’s reputation is safe. FADE TO BLACK.